So, one unforeseen circumstance of "Act Like a T-Rex Day", and acting like a T-Rex, is that it's impossible to maintain proper T-Rex arm length and also wipe oneself after peeing. Backus was unimpressed with my pleas for assistance so I had to break character for a minute ( Read more... )

Backus and I were up too late last night, and as usual, Velociraptors became involved ( Read more... )

So you know those little word magnets that people stick on their fridge but never really do anything with? We have those and tonight I decided it was time to put them to good use.

I began by creating:

motor mouth speaks and
soils my thinking
cocktail voice but
black machine heartI was satisfied by this, it being the longest magnet poem I had ( Read more... )